CDC Clears the Air about ZOMBIES
We have all read the stories about the so called zombies and I think if you believe it we can no longer have anymore conversations. For the CDC to have to intervene and say it’s not a zombie apocalypse you know that America is on it’s way to being the dumbest country that ever existed.
“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)”, agency spokesman David Daigle told the Huffington Post on Friday.
Seriously? They really had to make a statement about it? The CDC made posters in jest regarding the zombie apocalypse to be prepared for the apocalypse but I guess since there are actually people out there that still believe in Elvis sightings and UFOs they had to make an official statement.
I hate zombies. I hate the fascination. Why would you want to pretend you are dead, rancid smelling, and have no life? I’d rather dress up like Strawberry Shortcake or Yoko Ono.
Zombie America: The land of the dead and the home of the depraved.
*In an instance where it could exist. I would be one of the first to go. I would not survive. I would fall to the feet of the zombies and let them tear me apart limb by limb FYI.
