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Youtube LUV

I thought I would share with you some of the best youtube comments I have received. Best meaning worst. I laugh at these now…I didn’t use to. Learn to not let a person’s opinion destroy you. It will work out if you listen to the right voices. Okay get ready. Here they are:

i stopped right when you started singing. YOU SUCK. You’re also fat.

Yup…you suck.

Ur voice sucks and if your imitating Selena Gomez your a bully I’m really not a fan of her but ur a bully

is ur nose blocked ?

this was good besides the unnecessary facial gestures you made, which made it annoying.

what. the. hell.

OMG! u think thats funny ? if u do thats mean ur a bitch ! (:

WTF IS THIS!! you are terrible. (and are you a girl or a boy)

This is sewiously bad.

Yeah all u are doing is making a fool out of yourself

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O_O did you toot?

….braces?

ur teeth

Is that a booger in your nose?

Gross!

i’m asking because i don’t know. was that supposed to be funny? or do you think you have some kind of talent? if so, you’re wrong on both fronts. that was lame, and the only (and I mean ONLY) entertaining part of this video was the song.

 
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What I Hate About Facebook

I hate the unlimited length for statuses because now I have to scroll through your long winded rant about how Burger King has horrible customer service or why Obama is destroying our nation.

I hate how spammers get into my account and say I was looking at a photo of a seahorse floating by a man’s wrist with a watch on it.

I hate how my extended family posts about how I might need to get counseling for codependency on my random status update about scuba diving or asks me where my mom is because no one can get ahold of her. 

I hate how when someone famous dies people log in to facebook first to relay the info like they work for TMZ or Yahoo!

I hate vague statuses that mean nothing to me and usually have to do with someone breaking up with you or a friend that backstabbed you. “You would do something like that,” could be interpreted in 8 million ways.

I hate how facebook arrogantly suggests people you may know and I don’t know anyone on that list.

I hate how girls comment on my photo alluding to the fact that my picture might be considered inappropriate when they have a picture of themselves straddling a surfboard in a string bikini. 

I hate how photographers who have a facebook want to critique a photo that was taken by your friend, “The lighting could be better…but great picture!”

I hate couple status updates. There should be a website just for couples that are obsessed with each other. 

I hate when people post doppleganger pictures that look nothing like them because one person said they looked like a celebrity while under the influence of alcohol or narcotics.

I hate when people post their critiques of films after viewing them like they are Ebert and Roeper. Then proceed to get into a debate with other movie buffs.

What do you hate about facebook???