What I Hate About Facebook
I hate the unlimited length for statuses because now I have to scroll through your long winded rant about how Burger King has horrible customer service or why Obama is destroying our nation.
I hate how spammers get into my account and say I was looking at a photo of a seahorse floating by a man’s wrist with a watch on it.
I hate how my extended family posts about how I might need to get counseling for codependency on my random status update about scuba diving or asks me where my mom is because no one can get ahold of her.
I hate how when someone famous dies people log in to facebook first to relay the info like they work for TMZ or Yahoo!
I hate vague statuses that mean nothing to me and usually have to do with someone breaking up with you or a friend that backstabbed you. “You would do something like that,” could be interpreted in 8 million ways.
I hate how facebook arrogantly suggests people you may know and I don’t know anyone on that list.
I hate how girls comment on my photo alluding to the fact that my picture might be considered inappropriate when they have a picture of themselves straddling a surfboard in a string bikini.
I hate how photographers who have a facebook want to critique a photo that was taken by your friend, “The lighting could be better…but great picture!”
I hate couple status updates. There should be a website just for couples that are obsessed with each other.
I hate when people post doppleganger pictures that look nothing like them because one person said they looked like a celebrity while under the influence of alcohol or narcotics.
I hate when people post their critiques of films after viewing them like they are Ebert and Roeper. Then proceed to get into a debate with other movie buffs.
What do you hate about facebook???
